omg lesson#39: being a female outlier in kink

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apparently, i am doing kink wrong as a female. 

i thought all us kinksters were outliers in some way but apparently, i'm the outlier of outliers. for instance:

1. i'm a female dominant.

  • what the ever loving fuck? aren't all females submissive? i mean as some kind of biological or sociological conditioning? who do i think i am? calling myself a dominant. for fuck sakes. that's just wrong to sooo and kinky people around the world are closing their ears and shaking their heads.

i get that reaction a lot online. i read that a lot online. i get quite a few male dominants telling me i just 'haven't found the right man to submit to'. ha ha. i guess their fragile little egos can't handle the idea of a female being a dominant. however, i'm still a dominant and female so i guess i don't fit the kink mould. oh well. tough shit.

2. i'm sexually monogamous.

  • monogamy is socially conditioned and once you break free of societal expectations and evolve, you'll realize non monogamy is the only way to go. all highly evolved kink people eventually realize poly or open relationships are sexually liberating and kinky as fuck.

yeah, no. i'm sexually and romantically monogamous b/c that's the way i'm built. it may well be nurture or nature or some combination thereof. but poly or non monogamy is not an evolution. it's merely a relationship style you might prefer and good on ya'. it's not my relationship style...and doesn't make me any less kinky. true story.

3. i'm straight.

  • all real female kinksters are open sexually. and totally bi. heteroflexible at a minimum. b/c having sex with females is not actually 'cheating' on a male partner and...and...and...if you are so limited in your thinking about sex with women, well why do you even list as kinky? you're a total fraud!

um, i am not sexually attracted to women. never have been. never fantasized about being with a woman. i am straighter than straight. if i could, i would b/c sometimes, dating men is a pain in the ass. alas, it's men only for me. and no, i'm not giving up my kink card cause i'm straight. you can fuck right off for thinking i might.

4. i'm not easy/into nsa's ever.

  • female kinksters are easy don't you know? sexually promiscuous. into gang bangs and swinging and into no strings sex any time. just make sure you're the right kinky label. hell, if you're dominant, you're into oral sex whenever and from whoever.

mind you, this comes primarily from the male contingent online. most women keep saying kink does NOT equal easy. we keep having to say it over and over and over and over again. it's tiresome, really. sure, there are plenty of kinky women who are open about their sexuality. but let's not make assumptions about them ok? i'm a kinkster who likes to fuck a single man within the confines of an actual relationship. i really do exist.

5. i like piv sex. missionary even!

  • dominant women can't possibly like penis in vagina sex. they are submitting to the almighty peen and thus lose their right to call themselves a domme. b/c that's how it is. and a submissive penis is simply not worthy of fucking a dominant vagina just b/c. 

ha ha ha ha ha. i love sex. i love sex the way i want it. i like to control things in the bedroom. i decide how i'm going to fuck my guy. i'm still kinky and dominant. breaking all those kink rules every. time. i. fuck. after all, i control the fuck. sorry/not sorry.

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any other women out there doing kink wrong? do share. i think having a good laugh is never a bad way to spend a moment or two :)

Apr 7, 2019

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