omg lessons

i know, i know, i'm a dominant and thus, i am the most perfect, virtuous being on the planet earth. i poo fairy dust and fart glitter and always smell of honey or vanilla. yes, my powers are legendary and far reaching. now if you believe all that, i have some land in the maldives that you might be interested in. you have to act now , though :) seriously, i'm just a human being. who happens to like to be the dominant in my relationships. that's it. that's all. the title of dominant, master, or whatever does not convey upon me goddess like powers. i mean, i wish it did. that would be super awesome. i'd like invisibility first, xray vision, super human strength and then maybe the flying thing. but alas, i'm just a mere bloody mortal. sad, really. but no less true. however, that's not to say that for the right person, i wouldn't like to be seen as a little perfect. a little awe inspiring. a little fearsome. a little devotion, placed in the right quarter, wo...

well, of course you already know this, right? no one is. it's one of those superpowers reserved for comic book heroes and supernatural fiction aficionados. so you know this...and still you think that i can read your mind about what you want, what you desire and what you're hoping i'll do b/c i'm dominant? why do you do this? it happens. a lot. and thus, i feel it's important to clear something up right now (and will reserve the right to refer to it in other lessons.) dominant does not = omniscient. oh, what does omnisicient mean, you might ask? it simply means 'all knowing'. and i cannot tell you the number of submissive men who approach me with the idea that being dominant somehow means i'm omniscient. and though i dearly wish i was...i am not. no dominant is. even if they say they are. i mean there's fantasy and then there's delusion. it's good to know the difference. yes? just nod your head. there's a good boy :) anyhoo, just b/c one...