omg lessons

i get the occasional message (used to be more frequent but i think i scared most of them away, thank goodness) from men who want to be on all fours, naked and eating out of a dog bowl. and all kinds of other behaviours that might be relegated to say, a pet. and not that i'm kink shaming those into pet play. you go on with your bad pet playing self.... no, i'm speaking of those men who barge into my inbox like a bull in a china shop (ha ha, funny mixing metaphors or something there) and explain to me that being a submissive man is about them behaving like a dog at my feet on all fours. yeah, nope. i don't even like dogs, really. other people's dogs are fine. i don't want one of my own. they take work. i'm not into that kind of work. my son is lucky he survived his childhood with me raising him. seriously. and i sure as hell am not interested in taking care of a man who is acting like a dog. i'm looking for a partner. an adult partner who happens to be a submi...

so if you're some random dude on the internet, this should be pretty self evident. but lord love a duck, since there are several men who lack a certain level of good and common sense about why a woman might not be interested in watching a strange random dude wank, allow me to explain. i'm not interested in random dudes' dicks. like ever. i'm not interested in watching you grip said dick like it was a lifeboat off the titanic. i'm not interested in watching you make a mess. where ever you choose to make that mess. random stranger's faces while jerking off are not particularly pretty. i like to objectify pretty. you wanking is not pretty. of course, there are some women totally into random dudes wanking off. most of them will tell you they require some money/tribute/gift card type reward for their time and attention to watch you wank - hell, some will even provide jerk off instructions (joi's for those not in the know) - if you smile, wink and provide the righ...