omg lessons

so if you're some random dude on the internet, this should be pretty self evident. but lord love a duck, since there are several men who lack a certain level of good and common sense about why a woman might not be interested in watching a strange random dude wank, allow me to explain. i'm not interested in random dudes' dicks. like ever. i'm not interested in watching you grip said dick like it was a lifeboat off the titanic. i'm not interested in watching you make a mess. where ever you choose to make that mess. random stranger's faces while jerking off are not particularly pretty. i like to objectify pretty. you wanking is not pretty. of course, there are some women totally into random dudes wanking off. most of them will tell you they require some money/tribute/gift card type reward for their time and attention to watch you wank - hell, some will even provide jerk off instructions (joi's for those not in the know) - if you smile, wink and provide the righ...